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Let me know if any of these fellas give you a hard time on your way down to the bottom.

…”to focus for once straight on time itself and ask with complete candor: What is this essence, which can neither be seen nor heard, but into which everything must enter in order to be real?”

-Schopenhauer (Parerga and Paralipomena 2.29)

“No one so much in the present is miserable.”

-Seneca (Letter 23)

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I collected ideas between June 2022 and June 2023. Want to see?
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Explaining his Time Machine to Adam—the anti-freeze, the circulatory pump, the gigawatt radiator, the clutch, the transmission, Zeus laugh-sighs and says, “I don’t know if you’re getting tired of me.”

IF YOU SEE ANY OF THESE CHILDREN OUTSIDE, BY THE WAY, PLEASE GIVE THEM A PLACE TO REST FOR THE EVENING. I TOLD THEM TO BE KIND TO STRANGERS.

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If ever there be universal space travel, please, for the health of future explorers, let half of every ship have wall-long windows looking out.

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Badger, sitting hunched at the edge of the boulder, blanket over his head, looks up like a precant at his life.

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“Another virgin!” shouted Madame Constance. “Forgive me, darling. I must have my fun somehow. I kid, I kid, you three are lovely…“

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Wheelbarrow Pig (possibly haunted), $1000

Badwater Doggie, $250

Grandpa’s Glass Apple, $500

Deron Williams Jersey with Banana Stain, $2,000

Gamer Emerald, $500

Artie’s Rabbit Foot, $100

2022 Preserved Wasp, $200

Untitled by Sam Lazy, $5,000 (message me, Lazy!)